Pathan Ki Sana Se Setting Hai
Pathan Molvi Se: Namaz Sikha Do.
Molvi: SANA Aati Hai?
Pathan: Sana Nahi Aati, Uski Choti Sister Hina Aati Hai.
Meri Us Se Setting Hai.
Machar Marny Pe Chutti
Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?
Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.
Maa: Aisa Kyon?
Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha.
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga.
Ab Naha Lun?
Pathan: Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha
Dr: To Ab Kya Huwa?
Pathan: Yahan Se Guzra to Socha k Puch Lon K
Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,
Ab Naha Lun?