... !!! BoYz College DaYz !!! ...

Miss_Optimistic

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BoYs College daYs.... Years of non-stop masti...

1. On being Late To Lecture

"Kab chalu hua?"


"Attendance ho gaya kya??"



"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Ab neend nahi khuli to main kya karu......... bol na ....... kal kya padhaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka jaldi class karunga"


"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Kal proxy mara tha kya"

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"



2. During the lecture

"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is

.......huuuummmmm. ......aaaaaaaa. ......... .."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir... ."

"Saalaa apne aapko Newton samajhta hai" ( mann hi mann )

"Abe lecture ko chhod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha. ......"

"mera assignment tere paas hai??"

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette peene chalte hain ."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"

"Boss class khatam hote hi chay chahiye......"




3. Lab

"Experiment 2 likha??"

"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....mere ko aata to tere pass kyon aata........ "

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......data dikha na........."

4. Unit Test

"Unit test???? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."

"Boss..... ho gaya...... aur nahi ho sakta....... jaan nahi de sakta....... "

"Ohhhh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"

"Aaj koun sa test hai?"

"Oye Sanjeev kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to main pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar padha tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega...."





5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool gaya"

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........ "

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar....... Saale tera class karne ka kya fayda hua....."



6. Late submission of assignments

"Maine usko bola thaa ki copy kar ke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Last date extend hua thaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab main kya karu wo mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."

"They should allow XEROX....... ."




7 . After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book koun sa hai"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya........ ...fail pakka....... "

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........ wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"





8 . VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee......Rohit. ....tere se kya poochha...... ."

"External ke ghar mein bachche nahi hain kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"


9 . VIVA (General)


"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tere ko woh nahi poochhne waala, then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai"

"External is asking BermudaTriangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye koun se unit mein aata hai"




10 . Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"




11 . A convo:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai

uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........ "

"Are baba ghasit de........na tu samjhega naa wo........"





12. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein) aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas iss ke notes hain??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to ratt le"

"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"

"Pichhle paper mein kuchh to aata tha.......iss mein to anda aata hai......"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"

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...... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka mann karta hai ........
Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai
kuch buri batein jo ab achhi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain
abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai
hostel ke chhat ki wo raat yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka mann karta hai
Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho
Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka mann karta hai.
bas ek bar aur

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