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Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .

Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .

Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .

Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey

Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The .

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Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne Poocha … Kyoon Bhai “ Ye Sab Kya Hai “ ..

Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo

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Chintoo Bhai Aik Baar Car Factory Gaey Jab Wo Central Minister The ….Car Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha
Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mein Aik Car Free Doon Ga

Chintoo : Nahi Mein Ap Se Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta

Manager : Chaliye Janab … 500 Rupe Mein Car Le Lejiye

Chintoo : (Khusi Se ) Chalo … Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do ..

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Chintoo : A 4 Apple

Mintoo : B 4 Bada Apple

Chintoo : C 4 Chota Apple

Mintoo : D 4 Dusra Apple

Chintoo : E 4 Ekaur Apple

Mintoo : F 4 Fokat Ka Apple
Chintoo : G 4 Gol Apple

Mintoo : H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple

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Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

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Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate Lady Ko Mar Di
Lady,' Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di.....'

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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Per Ja Rahe The , Itne Mein Chintoo Gana Gane Lag Gaya

Chintoo : Kis Ka Hai Ye Tum Ko Inteezar Mein Hoon Na

Kuch Deer Ke Baad Chintoo Bus Mein Ulta Latak Gaya Aur Gane Laga

Chintoo : Kaho Na Kaho , Oo Sanam Oo Sanam

Mintoo ( Pareshan Ho Kar ) : Kya Howa Chintoo Yar Ye Ulte Latak Kar Gana Kyoon Ga Rahe Ho

Chintoo : Yar Side B Gaa Raha Hoon

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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Aik Bar India Gaey Aur Kisi Ne On Ko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di

Chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai … Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai

Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na

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Chintoo : Yar Mintoo ! Ye Bata Ye Rocket Plane Se Taiz Kaise Urhta Hai

Mintoo : Abhey Tere Peche Kisi Ne Aag Laga Din A To Pata Chale Ga

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Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein

Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga

Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga

Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

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Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ….) … Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein

Kaise Nikal Gaya

Larki : Arey Ullo To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai !


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