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umarzai

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Jun 5, 2008
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~~Ch@ars@dd@~~
pick ker liya hai tujh ko' nahi ab karunga drop,
yeh dil hai mera company ki van nahin hai,
her roz badalti hai tere ashiqon ki list,
ab bus bhi ker kya dil ko tere chain nahi hai,
tu ishq ko kabhi bhi samajhti nahi hai ishq,
tumhaare waale ishq mein kya "ain"nahi hai
film dekh ker kehti ho k geet suna'on,
hum doodh wala hai koi taansain nahi hai,
love letter de diya hai likha kuchh nahi hai is mein,
kaghaz hai tere pas to kya pen nahi hai,
garden mein bulati hai kabhi gher na bulaya,
masla bta kya gher tera maintain nahi hai,
kehti hai hava'on mein mujhe sair karao,
hum ne kaha insan hai superman nahi hai........*****
 

bob83b

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Aug 29, 2008
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Excellent site, added to favorites!!

This is a excellent site, added to favorites!! If you read this story you will LOL: Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"Gloria showed a pair new nike shoes and suggested a Nike shoes website Nike Shoes,Jordan Shoes,Air Jordan are so cheap at OKNike.com. that she likes very much and bought her nike shoes from them. Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
 
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