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Mar 20, 2007
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Memon: Haan Bhai Daata Darbar Jaoge..?
Rickshaw Wala: Haan Jaoonga..
Memon: Acha To Yeh Shopper Lejao,Wapsi per MereLiye Biryani Le Ana..

Papa:Beta Batao Jaan Kahan Se Nikalti Hai..?
Son:Khirki Se..
Papa:Woh Kese..?
Son:Kal App Jab Raat Ko Ghar Aye To MOM Aik Uncle Ko Keh Rahi Thi.
"Jaan Khirki Se Nikal Jao"

2 Pathan Accident Main Mar Gaye..
FArishta Aya Dono Se Poocha Kon Ho Bolo..?
Muslims..
Aik Se Poocha Naam Kiya Hai Bola "IKHLAS"
Farishtey Ne Kaha Sura Ikhlas Sunao,
Us Ne Jaldi Se Sunadi Aur Bach Gaya..
Dosre Se Naam PoochaWoh Pareshan Hoker Bola
Naam To "Yaseen Hai Per Piyar Se Sab "Kausar"Kehtey Hain..

Dil Ne Kaha Koi Msg Karo Acha Sa..
Lekin "Dil TO Pagal Hai"
Phir Khiyal Aya koi Baat Nahee..
Jisko Karna Hai Karoo..
Woh Konsa Quaid-e-Azam Hai..

Hum Bewafa Doston Ko Bohat Buri Saza Detey Hain..
Hum Bewafa Doston Ko Bohat Buri Saza Detey Hain..
Jutey Nahee Martey Direct Mozey Sunghadete Hain..

Shukar Karo Khuda Ka Jis Ne Mughe Banaya..
Kyun Ke Aik Sweet Sa..
Mukhlis Sa..
Piyara Sa Dost..
Main Ne Na Sahi
App Ne To Paya..

Rishta banaya hai To Zaroor Nibhayenge..
Har Pal App Ko Hasayenge..
Pata Hai App Ko Fursat Nahee Hame Yaad Karne Ke..
Hum Hi Tang Kar Ke Apni yaad Dilayenge..

1 Admi Bhagwan Se:Bhagwan Ji App Kab Khush Hotey Hain..?
Bhagwan:Jab Indian Film Me Koi Villan Larki Ko Pakarta He
Or Larki Kehti Hai Plz Mughe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chor Do..

Hanso..
Khelo..
Nacho..
Gayao ..
Uchlo...
Kudo...
Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo..
Kyun Ke Duniya Janti Hai Ke Pagal Aise Hi Kartey Hain..

Bin App ke Dil Ko Samjhaoon Kese..
Ana Chaho To AppKe Pass Ayoon Kese..
Meri Har Sans Amanat Hai App Ki Yadoon Ki..
Toot Kar is Se Ziyada App Ko Chahoon Kese..

Apni Sansoon Ko Roke Lijiye..
Dil Ki Dharakano Ko Tham Lijiye..
Dil Ki Gehraye Se Mera Naam Lijiye..
Bas Ab Normal Hojaye Aur Apna Kaam Kijiye..
 
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