Girls R Like...

Prince-Farry

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Girls are like....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Girls are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Girls are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

Girls are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Girls are like....Cool Boxes. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Girls are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Girls are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Girls are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Girls are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Girls are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Girls are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Girls are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest
 
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