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1 sahab nehayaat duble patle the.. ek rooz woh kamre main stool per khare brush se woh dewaar per rung karre the k un ki BV aiein or kehne lagi "aji.. maine kahan brush ko madbodi se pakarligye.. mai stool dosre kamre main lekar jari hoon :lol:
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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAIN
PHIR MERI SISTER K 3 BROTHERS K-SE?
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SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya doon ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi bari cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de.
<A>sardar ran to catch the donkey.
>He saw a zebra & started beating it
>& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai' :lol:
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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts
and says...what r u doing?
Sardar says: B COM from KHALSA college.
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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... :lol:
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata Santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki
jarahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.:lol:
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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