Killin English

Prince-Farry

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Mar 19, 2008
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Killing English……


Principal to student...' I saw u yesterday rotating near girlshostel pulling cigerette... ? '

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Class teacher once said :

' pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!'



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once hindi teacher said....'i'm going out of the world to america..'



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'..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..'



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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallendown.....



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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried toswitch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

' why is fan not oning' (ing form of on)



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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!



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'shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college'



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My manager started like this

'Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids'





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'I'll illustrate what i have in my mind' said the professor anderased the board



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'will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF'



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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,' IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE'



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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

'My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter'



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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father



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'why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!'



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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

'I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??



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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

'Keep quiet, the principal has passed away'
 
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