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Waqar Hussain

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salaam mere dostoon ajj kuch ajeeb howa

mere saat tu sochaa kia pata app logon k saat

bhi kabhi asay howa hoo

main kuch cheaz teek kar raha ta

office main too iss machine ki power per

mera haat lagaa aur muj ko zoor ka current

lagaa aik min k leyai too main soch main

phaar gaya k yeh howa kia hai phir

tori dair k baad muj ko kayaal ayaa k main

duniyaa main hee too kia kabhi app

main say kasey k saat asay howa hai aghar howa

hai too share karahai humare saat

 
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woo....

mere saath abh tuk to a-sa Allah ka shukar nahi hova per ager kabhi hova to xaroor share karongi...
 
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Prince-Farry

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current se related...haan mere saath howa hai bht baar.. last week mai apne friend ke saath gaya tha bahar...ELECTRONICS KI SHOP MEI..future shop ka suna hi hooga ap logo ne.. so udhar hum log walk kar rahe the..nd jab bhi hum log achanak se koi electronics par haath lagate the...hamein current lagta tha..lolz.....coz hum log carpet par walk kar rahe the..so prollly woh static electricity ka masla hooga.. aik or kahani..hasna mat..i was so stupid dat time.. mai kuch 10 years ka hooga.. so mere haath mei aik keel thi..i was in khi.. so maine woh keel ko main switch mei dala..nd woh button on kardia...omg...mujhe aisa ganda current laga ke bas..mere khalo udhar the...unho ne mujhe mara pehle..bolte hai aqalmand yeh kisne kaha tha karne ko..maine kaha mai experiment kar raha tha...:D...lolzzzzzzz
 
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current se related...haan mere saath howa hai bht baar.. last week mai apne friend ke saath gaya tha bahar...ELECTRONICS KI SHOP MEI..future shop ka suna hi hooga ap logo ne.. so udhar hum log walk kar rahe the..nd jab bhi hum log achanak se koi electronics par haath lagate the...hamein current lagta tha..lolz.....coz hum log carpet par walk kar rahe the..so prollly woh static electricity ka masla hooga.. aik or kahani..hasna mat..i was so stupid dat time.. mai kuch 10 years ka hooga.. so mere haath mei aik keel thi..i was in khi.. so maine woh keel ko main switch mei dala..nd woh button on kardia...omg...mujhe aisa ganda current laga ke bas..mere khalo udhar the...unho ne mujhe mara pehle..bolte hai aqalmand yeh kisne kaha tha karne ko..maine kaha mai experiment kar raha tha...:D...lolzzzzzzz

LOL kia upper janay ka experiment kar rahay thay.
 
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bachpan main howa tha mairay sath..ammi nay mughe bataya tha..k main switch board k pas khari hoi thi or bar bar apni finger us may daal k roti thi..lakin phir finger peche kar k chup ho jati thi..ammi nay notice nahi lia us time or smajha aisay he roti hai or chup ho jati hai..same isi tarhaan 4 5 br switch board may finger dali or end may gir gai..to ammi nay aa k uthaya us time maira full hath kharab ho chuka tha.skin alag ho gai thi hath say..phir foran doctor k pas lay k gayay n thxz God sab sahi ho gaya..warna waqai wo sab sun k bohat dangerous lagta hai kabhi kabhhi {}{r54
 

Prince-Farry

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oh wow...RR..... haan zahir hai dar nhi lagega tu kia proud feel hooga kia...ke maine switch mei haath dala...llolzzzzzzzzz
 

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arayy tumhe kia pata is baray may abhi tak kitna record lagta hai maira gher main..isi lie ghusa ata hai ..still thxz God bachat hoi{(nix)}
 

Prince-Farry

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koi baat nhi...mera bhi record bht laga hai in kaamo par...akhir bhai behan jo hai...{(popcorn)}
 

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bachpan main howa tha mairay sath..ammi nay mughe bataya tha..k main switch board k pas khari hoi thi or bar bar apni finger us may daal k roti thi..lakin phir finger peche kar k chup ho jati thi..ammi nay notice nahi lia us time or smajha aisay he roti hai or chup ho jati hai..same isi tarhaan 4 5 br switch board may finger dali or end may gir gai..to ammi nay aa k uthaya us time maira full hath kharab ho chuka tha.skin alag ho gai thi hath say..phir foran doctor k pas lay k gayay n thxz God sab sahi ho gaya..warna waqai wo sab sun k bohat dangerous lagta hai kabhi kabhhi {}{r54

Oh meray Allah. Is main to sarasar aap ki ammi ka qusoor hai unhon nain check karna tha pehli baar main. buchchay to bachchay hotay hain koi bhi harkat kar saktay hain.

Is say yay bhi pata chalta hai aap kafi samajhdaar theen.

Mujhay to kisi nain naheen bataya kay kabhi koi aisa karnama kia tha.

Hamaray ghar main bthroom main abbu nain baysan kay pass towel hanger lugwaya tha aur doosray deewar pay swich tha bulb ka aur shayad shayd plug laganay kay liaay bhi tha. Khair aik din main nain handle ki taraf haath bar'haya pakar'nay kay liay to mera haath abhi thor'a hi door tha aur haath shayad gia tha munh haath dho kar kay zor dar current laga kay mera pora hath aur jism under under samjhain kanpnay laga.

Us kay baad hum nain notice kia kay aksar us main current ata tha aur phir khutm ho jata tha. Aik din abu nain choti bahan ko kaha kay choo kar daikho kay currunt aa raha hai kay naheen mujhay kaha main to us din kay baad say haath naheen lagati thi kay jo meray jism main bijli dauri thi wo main bhool naheen saki thi wo to shukar hai chappal pehnay thi is liaay zor ki current naheen lagi thi warna us main bohat ziada current ati thi jo hamain baad main pata chala.

Khair bhan nain poora haath say pakar' lia phir kia tha ussay zor ka current luga aur wo cheekhna shuru ho gai aur us ka haath naheen choot raha tha wo nungay pair thi to abbhu nain qareeb rakhi lakr'i uthai au us kay hath pay marna shuru kia aur maar mar kar chur'aya. Khair buch gai wo.
 

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Meray sath ajj kuch ajeeb howa woh yeh ke ajj subha jab mein Namaz ke liye utha tu Daily mein jab WOZOO karta hon tu mujhe CHEENKAIN ati hain but ajj nahi aain Alhumdulillah....... {(lol)}
 
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Waqar Hussain

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Meray sath ajj kuch ajeeb howa woh yeh ke ajj subha jab mein Namaz ke liye utha tu Daily mein jab WOZOO karta hon tu mujhe CHEENKAIN ati hain but ajj nahi aain Alhumdulillah.......

areey bhai hum yeh walay ajeeb taraha ki batain nahi kar rahia hai app first page pharai phalai
 
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bachpan main howa tha mairay sath..ammi nay mughe bataya tha..k main switch board k pas khari hoi thi or bar bar apni finger us may daal k roti thi..lakin phir finger peche kar k chup ho jati thi..ammi nay notice nahi lia us time or smajha aisay he roti hai or chup ho jati hai..same isi tarhaan 4 5 br switch board may finger dali or end may gir gai..to ammi nay aa k uthaya us time maira full hath kharab ho chuka tha.skin alag ho gai thi hath say..phir foran doctor k pas lay k gayay n thxz God sab sahi ho gaya..warna waqai wo sab sun k bohat dangerous lagta hai kabhi kabhhi {}{r54
oh teri kher! :oo bachat hogae warna pir co admin sirf hoor sis hi banti TM ki tareekh mey :|

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