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Pathan Ki Sana Se Setting Hai

Pathan Molvi Se: Namaz Sikha Do.

Molvi: SANA Aati Hai?

Pathan: Sana Nahi Aati, Uski Choti Sister Hina Aati Hai.

Meri Us Se Setting Hai. :)






Machar Marny Pe Chutti

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :)





Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :)





Ab Naha Lun?

Pathan: Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha

Dr: To Ab Kya Huwa?

Pathan: Yahan Se Guzra to Socha k Puch Lon K

Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,

Ab Naha Lun? :)
 

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1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le Kar Bhaga.

Pathan Hansne Laga.

Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Hai or Tum hans rahe ho.

Pathan: Bhagny Do

Balance He Nahi Hai. :)
 
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