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pLaSe AnSwEr ThE RiDdIlE I WiLl SEnD YoU ThE CoRrEcT AnSwErS OnCe I GeT ThE AnSwErS FrOm AlL Of YoU

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.


Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

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Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

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I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!
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Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

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Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

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If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
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Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

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Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

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Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.
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This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

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tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!
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This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=” I MISS YOU”
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When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always
think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
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Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.


plzz mujhe koi is ka answer batay i really need it for something else
 
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AIK LARKI
SANG PAR BETH K
SANG GEET GA RAHI THI{(haha})

---------- Post added at 02:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:58 PM ----------

pLaSe AnSwEr ThE RiDdIlE I WiLl SEnD YoU ThE CoRrEcT AnSwErS OnCe I GeT ThE AnSwErS FrOm AlL Of YoU

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

HMMMMM
BEHNOI & SAALI{(thx)}

---------- Post added at 02:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:03 PM ----------

Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k

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KION K WOH KHUD NAAI HAY {(care)}

---------- Post added at 02:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:07 PM ----------

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

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CHIMKADAR (BAT){(laugh)}

---------- Post added at 02:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:23 PM ----------

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

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SUSAR & BAHOO

---------- Post added at 02:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:27 PM ----------

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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FATHER {)^})

---------- Post added at 02:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:35 PM ----------

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

MAMOON & BHANJI{(popcorn)}

---------- Post added at 02:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:43 PM ----------

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

OPEN THE LIPS{(baby})
 
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