school jokes :D

candy

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Principal:Timmy, it's only the first day of school,
and I've already had a lot of complaints about
you from your teachers.What have you been doing ???
Timmy: Nothing.
principal:And that's exactly what
your teacher said!

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Kurt:I spent 8 hours over my new spelling book last night. :-\
teacher:It's wondful that u spent so much time studying! :)
kurt:Who said anything about studying ? ???
My spelling book was under my bed when I went to sleep. ::) ;D

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Mom:Joy, this test score is lower than any of ur score last year. :mad:
Joy:I know!N it' all my new teacher's fault! ::)
Mom:y's that ??? :-\
Joy:Billy sat next to me last year.
But my new teacher moved him to another seat! :eek:


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Laura:Mr.Warthog, would u get mad at me for something that I didn't do? ???
Mr.Warthog:Of course not. ::)
Laura:Good. Because I didn't do my homework! :eek:


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Teacher:Lilly, spell mouse.
Lilly:M-O-U-S.
Teacher:But what's at the end of it? ???
Lilly:A tail! ::) :eek: :D


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Princilpal:Well,ronald, I hear u missed day back to school. :mad:
Ronald:Yeah, but I didn't miss it very much! :-\ ;)

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