Wife vs. Husband

Darshi

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND




A couple drove down a country road for several miles,


Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."


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WORDS


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

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CREATION


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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Hassan1953

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Dec 7, 2009
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wife vs. Husband




a couple drove down a country road for several miles,


not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "relatives of yours?"

"yep ," the wife replied, "in-laws."


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words


a husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "the reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " what?"

****************

creation


a man said to his wife one day, "i don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" the wife responded, "allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

god made me stupid so i would be attracted to you!

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very very nice jokes

ha ha ha ha ha

:)):)):)):))
 
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