** Woman **

HaRrIz

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This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N



If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man



If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing



If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding



If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a man



If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing



If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy



If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her



If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her



If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way



If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'



If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage



If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics



If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring



If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk



Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable



"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
 

candy

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oooooh men {}{76yt
y do u guys have problem with girls {}{78iu
all the times u guys say...
girls r like this.....
girls r like that....
this....
that.... {(wonky)} {(wonky)} {(wonky)} {(wonky)}
{(omg)}
 
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kiyo shooq nhi hota ab itnay gayi guzray bhi nhi hai hum larkay kiyo bahiyoooooooo balkay larkiya full tayyar ho ker nikalti hai {(moc)}
 

HaRrIz

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh GOD {(wonky)} Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai Is Mssg Board Par {}{76yt Mein Nai Tu Awain Ek Mail Yahan Copy Paste Kar Di Tu Larkyaan Itnaa Ghalat Fehmi Kaa Shikaar Ho Gaye Hain ALLAH MAff Karey.. Larkyun Ki Purani Porblem Zara C Tareef Kar Du Tu Foran Se Attitude Dekhana Shooroo.. Mujh Se Ghalti Aindah Aisa Koi Mail Nahi Post Karon Gaa ... {}{:p
 
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