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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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SaRDAR: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
SARDar: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the
weirdest thing, I
have
been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."
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American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai!

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher
will think that we both copied
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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare tree the,
Sardar naukar ko bola tree ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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This incident happened when i was in college.


[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Two Biharis talking to each other, " Aaj Mother teresa a [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]didn't know who is Mother Teresa and replied back, " [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain. [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Jan 3 MOOsa RULEzzzZZ...!!!
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
pub-owner. So the two Sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches

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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet
of paper?
(he already has one and he wants one He takes a photocopy of
the white paper !!!

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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong ....
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

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U KNOW THAT DUNYA KA SAB SE BADA JHOOT KYA HAI...
SHAYAD NAHEE PATA...TAU SONO.
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DO PATHAN SHATRANJ KHAIL RAHAY THAY.......


1 Din sardar je ko cell per message kiya keh message sender
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]is cool and reader is fool sardar je replied no no, [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]sender is fool but reader is cool.........
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Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???

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Teacher to class: A for?-
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di

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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
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>>Answer : On their Wedding !!

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK................
I thought, thought. thought finally i wrote
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