some jokes

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Ajeeb Baat
Do naie dost paan k dukan per khare the, k achanak ek bola "Gazab hogaya yaar' meri BV or Mehboba dono ek saath ishi taraf ari hain." Dosre dost ne kaha "yaar' ajeeb masla hai' yehih baat mai tumhe kehne wala tha."

Bewafie
Jaj: "Ab apne shohar se dallaq q lena chati hain?"
BV: "isliye k ye mera khayal nahi rakhte or bewafie bhi karte hain."
Jaj: "Shohar ki bewafie ka koi sabooth?:
BV: "Kal maine ise ek gaire larki k saath Cenima hall mai jate dekha."
Jaj: "Us waqt app kahan thi?"
BV: "Mai apne boy friend k saath Shopping karne jarahi thi."

Dietin
Ek moti khatoon ne bara sa cake kharida. Beckri wale ne chori uthate hoie poocha.
"6 tukre karoon yah 8?"
"4 tukre kijiye ga plz.. mai aaj kal dieting pkarahi hoon" Khatoon ne jawab dia.
 
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