Agar hum jeetey tu hamara inaam kia hoga?
ye rae hamari koshish with mahavaron k jumle
1. jo garajte hein wo baraste nae.(ilaqe ki meeting mey ik uncle bht barhcharh ker bolrahey the k mey khud ye shikayat wazeer sey karonga.. jab wazeer k samne paish hoey tu jo garajte hein wo baraste nae wala mamla hoa)
2. Hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or(paros village k logo ka maamla tu hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or wala hey.. mehmaan nawazi aala or peechey burae kerte hein)
3. Khoon paseena ik kerna...(Shehr-r-tanhae ne khoon paseena ik ker k ye post banae)
4. Toupn ka rukh (kalse shehr-e-tanhae ki toupon ka rukh shiraz or saviou bro ki taraf hey
)
5. Laddu phootna (shiraz ki shadi ki date tey hotey hi TM walo k dilo me laddu photne lage.
6. oont kis karwat bethega (2 wazeer-e-aazam short listed hein ik bura hey or ik acha insan hey... ab dekhna ye hey k oont kis karwat bethayga)
7. Gardan phasana (shiraz office k akser kaamo mey zabardasti gardan phasa deta hey. )
8. oont k mo mey zeera dena
9. ankhen maathe per rakhna (shiraz ney pizza ki farmaesh shehr-e-tanhae sey ki tu
@Hoorain sis ki tarah ankhen maathe per rakhli
10.zaban k aagay khanda
11. aag lagana (aksar khandaan mey ik anty ac hoti hein jin ka kaam hi aapas me aag lagana hota hey)
12. aarey hathu lena
13. jaley dil k phapoore phorna
14. galey mey dhool dalna
15. hath per hath dhare rehna
16. jalebi ki tarah seedhi
17. kia paddi or kia paddi ka shorba
18. dil bagh bagh hojana (
@AnadiL ne mere liye chocolate cake banaya jis ko dekh ker mera dil bagh bagh hogaya)
19. murda rooh hojana (aslam aisa murda rooh hogaya hey k baar baar fail honey per b us per jo taq nae hoti)
20. deir ya badeir
21. chori taley ana (ik bacha daily meri dukaan sey tofees chori ker tha.. mene CCTV camera lagaya tu wo meri chohri taley aagaya)
22. bakre ki maa kab tak kher manaegi (
@Hoorain sis mere liye kaddu ka halwa nae banati hein per hamari dua hey k baad mey dosre ghar wale kafi shoqeen hun tu pir me b dekhta hun bakre ki maa kab taq kher manati hey.. shorry
23. naiki ker darya me daal (
@Blue_Sky k sath kuch b acha kerlu per naiki ker k darya mey daalne wali baat hoti hey)
24. nadaan dost daana duushman
25. sir charh ker naachna
26. sabar ka pemaana labrez hona
27. miyaan mitthu banna
28. dankey ki chot (shehr-e-tanhae ki aksar dankey ki chot wali baaten bomb phenkne se kam nae hoti
29. seedhi ongli sey nae tu tairi ongli
30. geedarh bhapki
31. kisi per teer chalana (Shehr-e-tanhae k aksar meethay or dankey ki chot wale teer hamari taraf hi chalte hein)
32. baal baal bach jana
33. garey murdey okhaarna
34. dil mey kuch khatka
35. saanp na lotey hamare diley na tawaan per
36. jalebi ki tarah seedhey (shehr-e-tanhae hamarey TM ki jalebi ki tarah seedhi anty hain hahahahahah
37. dil-e-natawwn ko mashke sitam banana
38. du du haath hojaeyn
39. jo jo boya isey kantna hi hoga
40. taqreeren jhaarna. (
@Abidi bro ka kaam ab sirf taqreeren jhaarna rehgaya hey
)
41. chaar din ki chandni pir andheri raat
42. jhanda oncha rehna
43. ongliyan chabana
44. kalejay ko chalni kerna
45. aawey ka aawa hi bigra howa hey
46. jhoote mo pochna
47. zoore bazu azmana
48. bhagte chor ki langhoti
49. teer nishane per lagna
50. thaali ka bengan
21. jaan hatheli per rakhna.
52. khoon paseena ik kerna
53. ghara khodna
54. jaal bichana
55. naap tol ker baat kerna
56. takr taker dekhna..
57. jesa karoge wesa bharogey
58. mekh nikalna
59. ik hi saf mey khare hona
60. jaal bichaya
61. jalti per tail dalna
62. gul khilana
63. hathyaaru sey lais hona
64. ik teer sey du nishane
65. sir per kafan bandhna