Yeh Mehfil Jo Aaj Saji Hai.... @authentic_sitara

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

awaen bhool jaeyn... bare maze arahe hein

haan naa... mazay to aa rahay hain..... itnay mazay k khaanay jo khanay ko milen gay.

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

haan naa... mazay to aa rahay hain..... itnay mazay k khaanay jo khanay ko milen gay.

bt me ko nae arahey.. maze wo hote jo dosra b maza feel kare

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

bt me ko nae arahey.. maze wo hote jo dosra b maza feel kare

ap ko kaise feel hon gay?

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

ap ko kaise feel hon gay?

filhal hoor sis k hath ka halwa apki nigrani mey

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

filhal hoor sis k hath ka halwa apki nigrani mey

haan jee.....
filhaal Hoor sis k haath ka halva humari nigrani mein.

lakin halva agar hath ki bajaey soojo ka ho to chalay ga?

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

haan jee.....
filhaal Hoor sis k haath ka halva humari nigrani mein.

lakin halva agar hath ki bajaey soojo ka ho to chalay ga?

hahaha dourega

 

[saviou]

kaisi kanjoosi?

@Authentic_Sitara se puchen

bt masla walime ka agaya hey k larki wale or wlima alag alag cheez ehy

valima ka nam hataden aur sirf dawat kar den

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

@Authentic_Sitara se puchen






valima ka nam hataden aur sirf dawat kar den

apni shadi mey kerlenge INSHA'ALLAAH... behn ka tu walima b hogaya... mazeed load nae dena chahiye larki walo per

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

@Authentic_Sitara se puchen

theek hai..

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

apni shadi mey kerlenge INSHA'ALLAAH... behn ka tu walima b hogaya... mazeed load nae dena chahiye larki walo per

thora jaldi...................... humein dawat khaani hai.

 

[saviou]

manu v bhook lagi hy

qahwa se bhook thori na jaati hai?

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

thora jaldi...................... humein dawat khaani hai.

humsey ziada jaldi nae hogi aap ko... bt kerna parhta hey manage

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

hahaha dourega

siso ko aa lene dijiay

 

[saviou]

yeh ilayichiyon se decoration ki hai ya anjanay mein gir gayi hain...
bas aik cup.............. humara koyi khyaal nahi aaya

bas ji jaldi me gir gayin
aap mehman hain ya mezban?

kyun?
shohar ko dena chahiay... Bv ko lena chahiay.

shohar to hamesha deta hai lekin kabhi biwi ko bhi dena chahiye

 

[saviou]

aik cup bassssssssssssssss

@Authentic_Sitara zyada nahi peetin

ik cup cha ka paish kya hy us main stra daal k piye

wo apke liye naih hai

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

bas ji jaldi me gir gayin
aap mehman hain ya mezban?

shohar to hamesha deta hai lekin kabhi biwi ko bhi dena chahiye

hum mehman+mezbaan hain.....
achaaaa........ shayed dena hi chahiay

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

@Authentic_Sitara zyada nahi peetin

humein apnay liay chahiay

 

[saviou]

apni shadi mey kerlenge INSHA'ALLAAH... behn ka tu walima b hogaya... mazeed load nae dena chahiye larki walo per

ek do admi ka khilana hai ek do sau ka nahi

hum mehman+mezbaan hain.....
achaaaa........ shayed dena hi chahiay

aur konsa apne paison se dena hai paise to shohar k hi honge na

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

ek do admi ka khilana hai ek do sau ka nahi

aur konsa apne paison se dena hai paise to shohar k hi honge na

do ka to hum akelay hi khaa jatay hain.... aap kiya khaayen gay phir?

haan jee theek hai...... hum bhi diya karen gay tohfa

 

[zehar]

itne sawaloun k jawab to hum paper main nahi dyty thy
paper main sawal aty thy 15 jin main 7 kerne hoty thy
hum un main se b bus woh kerty thy jin se hum paas ho jyein
aik sath 15 sawaloun k jawab
ik ik ker k nahi posh skti
aur maroozi sawalat kaha hein jaha pe tik mark kerni hoti bus

dekh lo itney swaalaaat they k meri ungliya dukh gai