Killing English……
Principal to student...' I saw u yesterday rotating near girlshostel pulling cigerette... ? '
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Class teacher once said :
' pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!'
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once hindi teacher said....'i'm going out of the world to america..'
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'..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..'
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallendown.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried toswitch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
' why is fan not oning' (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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'shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college'
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My manager started like this
'Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids'
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'I'll illustrate what i have in my mind' said the professor anderased the board
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'will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF'
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,' IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE'
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
'My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter'
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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'why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!'
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
'I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
'Keep quiet, the principal has passed away'
Principal to student...' I saw u yesterday rotating near girlshostel pulling cigerette... ? '
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Class teacher once said :
' pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!'
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
once hindi teacher said....'i'm going out of the world to america..'
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
'..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..'
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallendown.....
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried toswitch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
' why is fan not oning' (ing form of on)
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
'shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college'
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My manager started like this
'Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids'
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'I'll illustrate what i have in my mind' said the professor anderased the board
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'will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF'
************ ********* ********* ************ *
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,' IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE'
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
'My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter'
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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'why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!'
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
'I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
'Keep quiet, the principal has passed away'